my ex girlfriends dog peed on a pair of my boots

[Spencer]

Pee on her dog. DUH!

[tangerine]

She had a pair before? Did he break up with her when he found out?

Not that pair, Fuuma...

[Jon]

Brush them with a suede brush, wipe them with a vinegar-damp cloth... I've gotten indigo staining out of grey suede. I'm sure urine isn't a huge difficulty.

Did you just compare indigo staining to dog piss?

[BeauIXI]

Did you just compare indigo staining to dog piss?

Depends what brand of jeans we're talking.

[Casius]

Dog piss object dyed of course.

[Schadenfreude]

im happy that i got usefulinformation out of this thread as well as several laughs.

[prednisone]

a friend vomited on a pair of my suede ankle boots once. suede cleaner and a brush took care of most of it. some spots needed dampening, but were able to eventually be brushed out. i'd give that a try first.

[doldrums]

Dude I gotta ask - why is your name prednisone? I spent a good 2 minutes thinking about it and I want to stop so thought I should just straight up ask. In my mind, prednisone makes me think of cushings disease and like...buffalo humps and shit. Otherwise, you have rheumatoid arthritis? or maybe its the name of a song? just curious

[rogelro]

yeah a suede brush should take care of that easily or a pencuk eraser, if that don't work just go to any shoecare store and buy some kind of cleaner for suede

[Chinorlz]

I asked him before and read as much into it as you two did :) It's way more innocuous.

[prednisone]

hehe, unfortunately there's not a good story behind it. I simply couldn't think of a username, and prednisone popped into my head so I thought why not. Maybe there were some patients with iatrogenic cushing's that day, or maybe I was thinking about lymphoma protocols, who knows. So there you have it folks.

[doldrums]

we all be physicians up in here?

[mrbeuys]

Am I the only one thinking that it's sort of well... funny that your username is Schadenfreude, which is probably what your ex is now feeling towards your shoe episode?
Sort of non-linear causality, but still...

Awesome thread title by the way... made me look.

[Chinorlz]

we all be physicians up in here?

we?
you iz?

[doldrums]

we?
you iz?

yes i be. on nightshift at moment. kill me now.