Randomness

[HWith]

In Denmark that old guy would have gone straight to jail, pretty much. Well, if it wasn't for his age, that is. You're not allowed to harm anyone, not even if someone's an intruder in your home - ridiculous. An exception is self defense though.

YouTube clip

[jogu]

lol #2 fryin pan and toody , i love that old guy hes all hardcore relaxin on his patio

[interest1]

jogu - And he calls his 31 cent skillet "Charlie"!!! Apparently, Charlie was full o' hot greasy taters when it was called into action to knock the dude's teeth out. Yeah, the printed story has more juicy details and said that when police caught up with the intruder, he was missing teeth. Plural! That pan went from stove to 'grill' in 2.6 seconds haaaaaaaaaaa

"Me & this skillet will go outta this world together" lol - seriously thought it was an SNL skit at first..

HWith - Heh, I bet there are lots of "self defense" claims goin' around Denmark, then. Here, intruders can & do sue the people they've robbed – and some even win. WTF

[cjbreed]

everyone around me has baby fever.

[mrbeuys]

one of the many reasons why I love living in England

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/utter-PR-fiction-but-people-love-this-shit-so-fuck-it-lets-just-print-it-2269573.html

This is all about the URL, not the article.

[genevieveryoko]

I am allergic to tea....it is the strangest thing and I always try to convince myself it's not really that bad. I just drank a cup of green tea and it made my throat get all itchy and tickly and tight so now at 11:40 in the morning I'm drinking red wine to counteract the effects. Seems to be working.

[interest1]

.I'm a firm believer in that "but-people-love-this-shit-so-fuck-it" rule of journalism, mrbeuys.

.. case in point

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.woman attacks policeman with vibrator possessed
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[endorphinz]

^yeah, no doubt about it,sensationalism sells. At least that was well written.......

[munch]

dunno where to write this but mumma is a safe trader right? he's not responding to PM's about a pair of pants I haven't received yet after about a month and he is active... I would just like to get some sort of confirmation :[ am really looking forward to the pants

[trentk]

does anyone know where I could find a leatherbound edition of a rebours in the original french? the older the better

[Servo2000]

For the other original trilogy star wars fans, a great fan-made documentary about a new hope. It's pretty long but its been a fascinating way to some time.

[trentk]

A Rebours

for anyone interested in the aforementioned decadent classic, here's something inspired by it

[Servo2000]

decadent classic

thought you were talking about star wars for a second there

[theetruscan]

Just saw a version of Moliere's "The Imaginary Invalid" that took quite a few liberties. Brilliant. Lots of fun. Somehow, every time I go to the theater, I end up primarily watching fart jokes and innuendo. No wonder I'm a fan of classics (Shakespeare etc), I have a juvenile sense of humor.

[Aleks]

My computer has a virus, it won't let me watch youtube videos fully (they stop after about 13 seconds) won't let me extract things from winrar (it always says the archive is corrupt) won't let me download new antivirus programs to get it out, when I try to run a antivirus program that I put on a usb key it won't work saying the version is old (when it is new), itunes won't open. Bit defender can't find anything. This is crazy, anyone have any idea what could help me?