Randomness

[Chinorlz]

maybe via the trunk?

otherwise you may have to call in a guy who can use a slip to manually hook and unlatch the lock from in between the window glass and the door.

[springsummer1993]

Black epiphany: I put on black every day because every day is a funeral for the little part of my heart that dies with each passing day, moving closer to the moment of final death. And on the day of my funeral, I shall be wrapped in stark white while those closest to my heart shall wear black for me.

*before anyone thinks I'm some kid who slashes, this is a joke.

[Faust]

/\ Don't worry, life gets better.

[Shucks]

Helped my boyfriend on a shoot today and the model was so fucking hung over that she threw up like 12 times.

This is all I got before the bitch left.

she looks aight for being hung over like a mf. or is that just photoshop.

[Lane]

http://www.bangwithfriends.com/

bravo technology lol

[springsummer1993]

^haha! i wonder if it actually works...

stumbled across this: http://szquotes.tumblr.com

[i-d-g]

stumbled across this: http://szquotes.tumblr.com

what a gem haha.

best quote from the blog: "I think at least 50% of the posters here look like total buffoons who got gang-banged by an Atelier rack"
— Fuuma

[Vanna]

she looks aight for being hung over like a mf. or is that just photoshop.

No those are just my instagram pics. She looked great until she started sweating through the makeup. Fuckin bitch!

[endorphinz]

best description ever

On January 26th, she was seen dancing at a San Francisco night club with an autistic looking man with feminine features.

I just found the description very funny

[interest1]

my funny valentine

[Carcass]

Vice Guide's NYFW on acid. Kind of refreshing and funny.

http://www.vice.com/read/new-york-fashion-week-on-acid

[michael_kard]

That was hillarious. Thanks for sharing!

[cjbreed]

just read this and thought it was interesting:

• In 2010, the top hedge fund manager earned as much in one HOUR as the average (median) family earned in 47 YEARS.

• The top 25 hedge fund managers in 2010 earned as much as 658,000 entry level teachers.

• In 1970 the top 100 CEOs made $40 for every dollar earned by the average worker. By 2006, the CEOs received $1,723 for every worker dollar.

As the administration and Congress argue over cuts in social programs, inequality in America grows more extreme each day. Even the great financial crash didn't derail this trend. The richest 400 Americans, for example, increased their wealth by 54 percent between 2005 and 2010, while the median middle-class family saw its wealth decline by 35 percent.

[Shucks]

at least the US government is spending your tax dollars wisely - welcome to the future:

[syed]

Don't really follow the Oscars, but seeing this on Tumblr made me lol.