Originally posted by t-bone
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T-BONE: my new best frah-j-friend. (JOGU's *out* for sleeping until 4 and making it impossible for us to meet at Barneys to sniff perfumes.) I asked for the "didactical kit of animal scents" for my Christmas present! And, well, I was given something else. Perhaps someone is scared I'm loopy enough to start dousing myself with the fossilized urine/dung of the fuzzy, cute Rock Hyrax (whose closest animal relation is the elephant, btw!)
I've been thinking about this damn thing for months now, and I'm sort of hoping that, um, you - or anyone else - could buy it and report back on it because I'm pretty sure the kit is five (really) expensive bottles of pee and poo. Of potentially sublime pee and poo (and - I forgot ambergris) and puke...
Maybe we should consider going halfsies on it, T. PM me 'cause I think you're just nutty enough to go in on this with me...at least I hope so.
Who wants to go in on a "tasting" of some Oud essential oil?
MBD
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