WTF

[Marko]

I was in a small pub talking to a girl who's ex-boyfriend was staring at us the whole night. I'm in a small town and everyone pretty much knows everybody else so when I left (I was with 3 other people) there was a note on the windshield of my friend's car.
I plucked it off and read it out loud, drunkenly:

"Tell that guy if I catch him talking to you again, he's in for the beardown of his life."

Everyone laughed and for the rest of the night I was 'beardown.'

It was supposed to be 'beat down' but since it was written as one word on a napkin...well, you get the point.

Yeah, that is what makes life in a small town fun. I have never had anyone leave a note on my car but I have had small minded guys/thugs try to fight me because what I was wearing and the girls I was with.

[snafu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZd9m...ayer_embedded#!

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRK4UJ95JH8

[syed]

^ Call me weird but I thought that second video was ridiculously cute. I now want to see him on Sesame Street in CCP with Count von Count.

[DamageX]

So, I'm trying to help my friend sell his jacket and someone requested these measurements. I guarantee that he is trying to make his own:

[mononon]

^^ LOL

[Lane]

wow, that's quite amusing. Good luck with that I guess.

[MoFiya]

I wonder where 10-12 is

[Shucks]

and obviously it is very important to get measurements for both 9 and 13

[syed]

^ Maybe they were thinking asymmetric hemlines?

[diorowen]

hahaha..give him 1 measurement, and ask him to scale the picture up with that one measurement in autocad :p

[BBSCCP]

http://cgi.ebay.de/CAROL-CHRISTIAN-POELL-Polo-Short-Sleeve-Shirt-Pink-48-/310269585892?pt=US_CSA_MC_Shirts&hash=item483d8229e4

[Atom]

That's a real cutie!

[djibouti]

this Rick jacket and it's description are a big WTF

"ITS A TRUE GEM.
AND YES. IT IS RICK OWENS, AND NO. THE LINING DOES NOT COME WITH IT. THE LINING OF THE JACKET WAS REMOVED AFTER MY CLIENT'S DOG, LOVED TO "NIP" ON THINGS AND THIS TIME IT WASNT HIS BLANKET-AND THIS STARTED A SHRED EFFECT WHICH IN TURN LEFT TO TAKING IT OUT. IT WAS SAVED FOR A WHILE BUT ENDED UP GETTING THROWN AWAY. THE OLMAR AND MIRTA TAG WAS SAVED- THIS WILL BE INCLUDED IF HE CAN FIND IT. AND, YES."

Love the "shred effect" concept of letting dogs go wild to distress leather jackets - maybe fw2012 this could be fully realized.

[beardown]

Love the "shred effect" concept of letting dogs go wild to distress leather jackets - maybe fw2012 this could be fully realized.

Hahaha...I love this.

Next level natural distress.

I can see Rick spraying his finished garments with bacon grease and throwing them into a huge kennel of wild dogs.

"Each jacket was naturally distressed by a pack of wild wolves.'

[sshum88]

^ well the seller id is 'MadeUp4U'