WTF

[the breaks]

That all seems accurate to me. In fact, I'm currently wearing a Relaxed Jersey Piece™.

[gregor]

to be somewhat fair to mr porter, i feel their original target demographic is more into cavalli or mmm than rick or the like.

it's always great reading, though; funny counterpoint to the sites with apt synopses

[snafu]

Yeh to be fair for them, i mean the description is simply selling a translatable brand value to a clientele whom would normally be buying a more traditional luxury product.

[ian+]

ccp @ 50% off

[Fuuma]

Yeh to be fair for them, i mean the description is simply selling a translatable brand value to a clientele whom would normally be buying a more traditional luxury product.

Yeah but their editorials reach levels of cuntness previously unknown to man. I know I just can't purchase from the site due to how pathetic I perceive them to be.

[grapefruitpop]

That Mr Porter spiel is alot easier on the eyes than "this blind old man, descendant of the carpe diem ancient revered tailoring tree buried his donkey scrotum skins under the ground for 10 years before constructing them using bad glue and artisanal avant garde clown shoe shapes. Available at your nearest DSM for $5,000, only."

[Fuuma]

That Mr Porter spiel is alot easier on the eyes than "this blind old man, descendant of the carpe diem ancient revered tailoring tree buried his donkey scrotum skins under the ground for 10 years before constructing them using bad glue and artisanal avant garde clown shoe shapes. Available at your nearest DSM for $5,000, only."

Can you kindly point me to this wonderful text? Honestly the carpe diem peeps can't be accused of having done too much communication. Magazine articles may have done so but even websites are usually relatively direct.

And NOTHING can beat one of these "bring of pop of colour to your outfit with this amazing Balenciaga purple shirt, timeless classics with a twist will impress her on the first date." school of bullshit.

[rickandjulius]

That Mr Porter spiel is alot easier on the eyes than "this blind old man, descendant of the carpe diem ancient revered tailoring tree buried his donkey scrotum skins under the ground for 10 years before constructing them using bad glue and artisanal avant garde clown shoe shapes. Available at your nearest DSM for $5,000, only."

That sounds like something straight off of Sruli Recht. Haha

[braver]

MA+ Julius sneakers here!

[Arkady]

MA+ Julius sneakers here!

Why's this a WTF?

[cjbreed]

the m.a+ part, rather then just ma

[Arkady]

One-off collabo - MUST ACQUIRE

[PoubelleMaBelle]

also available in baseball style!

[naturalalmonds]

And NOTHING can beat one of these "bring of pop of colour to your outfit with this amazing Balenciaga purple shirt, timeless classics with a twist will impress her on the first date." school of bullshit.

I think Lane Crawford takes the cake for worst descriptions. Unfortunately there isn't any of the typical SZ brands available right now because of the season transition, but here's a random Givenchy one:

"Designed to be wrapped around the wrist twice, this shark tooth bracelet from Givenchy will instantly multiply your street savviness. Wear it to complete a casual outfit with a strikingly cool attitude."

http://www.lanecrawford.com/product/givenchy/shark-tooth-double-wrap-bracelet/_/IWI591/product.lc?isNavFromNewInPage=false&navMode=

Can't wait to multiply my street savviness.

[Nomadic Planet]

taking the goth ninja to the next "street" level...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/fashion-and-style/11340520/20-most-striking-looks-from-London-Collections-Men.html?frame=3162349

there are plenty of other WTF's in there