Randomness

[Faust]

Yea, he needs to learn some new celebration moves.

Someone just quoted The Onion in their criticism paper.

[kunk75]

had surgery on wednesday and asked the doctor when i could resume normal marital activity. he said "fighting and paying bills? right away." funny guy.

[Vanna]

I'm sitting here waiting for some dude from the internet to show up, and this freaked out old woman comes up to me and asks me to help her with her phone. "It says all off, turn volume please." Uhh, ok. So I turned the volume up...

[Acid, Bitter and Sad]

/\ great thread for hitting the big ONE O O, ain't it...

[Magician]

Swine Flu panic...



Hope Diego's ok?

[kunk75]

waiting for a package from germany. shipped dhl paket on april 21. nothing yet.

[sam_tem]

egypt slaughtering all pigs (approx. 300,000)

i imagine the gov't meetings leading up to this decision were so beyond rational thought that they would have been absolutely hysterical.

[maldoror]

ate breakfast directly across from patti smith and watched her down no less than 7 cups of coffee.

[Vanna]

Bought lots of purell and face masks today. I know the news is reporting that masks are to be worn by those afflicted, so as not to transfer what they already have, but I need some kind of peace of mind.

[Vanna]

I wonder if Dries Van Noten will make me an incredibly chic hazmat suit?

[Faust]

ate breakfast directly across from patti smith and watched her down no less than 7 cups of coffee.

Where? She is too awesome.

[Faust]

Say goodbye to blacksuit.

[Spencer]

Say goodbye to blacksuit.

Crap, I missed it! What he do this time?

[justine]

ate breakfast directly across from patti smith and watched her down no less than 7 cups of coffee.

for Patti
for too much caffeine

[marco-von]

Crap, I missed it! What he do this time?

scam, fraud and general annoyance i think.